I hate the gym. I don't like going, I don't really like the whole concept. About the best part of the gym is watching people in workout clothes hunt for the closest parking spot. But I apparently like exercise devices because this is the third exercise device I've discovered that appeals to my sense on unintentional porn. I rate this one as the lowest of the three (I love the iGallop so much, I might get one for Mrs. Unintentional Porn Wife #1 for Christmas just so I could watch her on it...) but it is still worthy of note.
This one is the Easy Curves device. Easy Curves is a spring loaded workout device resembling....um...a rod. A woman can use the "rod" for "sculpting a beautiful bustline through a full range of motion." Watching the video I'd guess it also has a second effect: makes it so a woman can get a good grip on your long, thin, spring loaded device. Which is useful too when you really think about. If there is one thing the Easy Curves delivers, it is the complete package. Brilliant!
Click on the link to video and photos as the owner appears to be rather protective of their copyright. For the perverted lawyers out there, you can also view the patent.
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Ha! Most awesome! How nice of the spokesmodel to work out in her bra, too. Interesting that the video for "Easy Curves at Work" requires age verification while the others do not. I was looking through the patent section and thinking how awful it must been to be the copywriter for that patent, but then I got to the "Background of the Invention" section. Writing about the "great need for a chest exerciser" looks much funner. Check the fifth paragraph for the great need: "For women, it is because chest muscles make healthy breasts which aid bodily health and do not sag." Priceless. The whole Background section strikes me funny. I wish someone paid me to write about cleavage beauty and breast width.
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